Knee Herpes

So what’s up?

BEHOLD the “caviar manicure,” also known as nail herpes, nail pimples, nail rash, black plague for nails and “what’s that shit on your nails??”

Still haven’t decided on a brilliant Halloween costume? High fashion is a great place to find inspiration!

Fashion is contagious

Be.

Vegetable Tumors

Pink eye = hot

Nipplewear!

She was born this way.

Editor of Vogue Italia calls fashion blogging an “epidemic.” Clearly she has not seen our herpes category!

Also I’m pretty sure several of these outfits are afflicted : http://tomandlorenzo2.blogspot.com/2010/02/isabel-mastache-fall-2010-collection.html

Apparently, when left untreated, oral herpies can turn you into a zombie. Cool!

Someone missed a dose of their heartgard!

I would worry that it would turn off those real marriage-material guys who refuse to use them…

That’s lotion right? Right? RIGHT!?

Herpes are so not in fashion. Thank god for HERPES BLING! (no I’m not making this up)

Hey Dudes, Ever Wonder What It’d Be Like To Have Titties? How about 13?

Those Are The Most Beautiful Herpes I’ve Ever Seen!

Want To Look Like You Took Some ‘Roids Without Growing A Beard? No Problem!

Well, you have to admit, they’ve got balls!